Eph: Momma, where does your boob milk* come from?
Me: Where do you think it comes from?
Eph: Well. ((very seriously)) First I think when you drink some milk, the milk goes into your tummy. Then it goes on a conveyer belt, then it goes on another conveyer belt. Then it goes in a pool, then in a tube, then in Talya's tummy, then out Talya's bum!
He's going to be a doctor, I tell ya.
*yes we do call breast milk 'boob milk'. Gotta problem with that?



