Keyzia:  Momma, I love you to the MOON and back!

Me:  You do?  Well I love you to the moon and back too!

Ephraim (not to be outdone):  MOMMA, I love you a bushel and a guk!

Me:  A guk?  What's a guk?

Ephraim:  Well.  I don't know.  I think it's like a popsicle stick.

Me:  I love you a bushel and guk too then!