
i say orange, you say, apple?
by
jamma
on Wed 15 Dec 2004 04:00 PM EST
ephraim and i have what ja calls a "thing". "it's just your 'thing' with your son, honey." anyways, we have several arguments about what things are called. one goes like this...
me: cuppa!
ephraim: bobble!
me: cu-PA!
ephraim: bo-BLE!
me: CU-PA!!
ephraim: BO-BLE!
ja: ephraim, it's a cuppa!
ephraim: cuppa!
me: yay! cuppa!
ephraim: BOBBLE!
another one, which just started with the onset of orange season happened last night. i got out an orange for after dinner and...
ephraim: apple!
me: no, handsome, it's an orange. ORANGE.
ephraim: apple!
me: orange!
(((this went on for a little while, and i finally did get an apple to show him the difference. ja, of course, no help at all, is laughing hysterically.)))
me: this is an apple. ((holding out the apple)) and this is the orange. ((holding out the orange.))
me: what's this? ((holding out the apple))
ephraim: apple!
me: yay! what's this?? ((holding out the orange))
ephraim: (grinning like the beast that he is) APPLE!
i give up.